Dear Smash Mouth,
Recently, my brother's drug problem has gotten worse-- much worse.

Our mother, who's very ill, can't handle much more stress about this situation.
What should I do?

Sad in Santa Clara

It ain't no joke when a mother's hankerchief is soaked,
With her tears
Because her baby's life has been revoked.
Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
You've got to be there when you're baby's old enough to relate.

Dear Smash Mouth,
As a mother of 3 impressionable kids, I am quite upset at Comedy Central for airing South Park. It's violent and filled with all sorts of unsavory things. And to make matters worse, every time I go to the mall with my kids, we are inundated with South Park merchandise.
Peeved in Peoria

So, don't delay
Act Now!
Supplies are running out!
And if this offer is shun,
You might as well be walking on the sun