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Issue Seven
Special 1/2 Holiday Issue

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Cheer up kiddies, there's only until Christmas!

This Issue Sponsored by
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Yule Logs

Fear It!

When Yule Logs Attack

The custom of burning the yule log began with the ancient Scandinavians who once a year burned a huge log in honor of their god Thor. After they became Christians, they made the yule log an important part of their Christmas ceremonies.

The custom of watching a burning log on Television, however, came much later.

 

Most Holiday Special Suck

From the Teletubbies to the foul mouthed kids of South Park to the unintentionally goofy Sit Coms of yore.

We break down the specials into what sucks about it and what doesn't.
[ The Scopes ]

Horoscopes...
Well, we call 'em HoroscrapesTM

No, he doesn't have a tarot card reading business on the boardwalk at the Jersey shore.

No, he doesn't have a 900 number with a decrepit old hag as hostess either.

But he does have some good wholesome advice for you and your kids. Follow it at your own risk.

Special Christmas Scopes
With a Special Warning About the Olsen Twins!
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