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Issue Six Six Six

Its Hellacious

Your Letters + Our Answers = Fun!
in Letters to the Editor
Including a Special Voice Mail We Got!

 

[ This is a serious article! ]

Digital Cameras:
Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Remember that old and tired cliche about how a picture is worth a thousand words?

Although digital cameras are still labeled as "The New Kids On The Block", you can bet your house that they will be out to expand on that saying.

Take a peek into the future with an eye on the capabilities of today.

Keyboards that bite back!

 

Keyboards Of Death

Scrape takes a look at the evil and twisted world of computer keyboards.

Are they really quicker and easier than good old fashioned handwriting? Or are they actually sick torture instruments that will leave you crippled and writhing in agony wishing you had never been born?

Read on and find the truth behind yet another conspiracy.

[ 20% Less Spice Girls Means 20% Less Merchandise ]

Our Nominations For The New Spice Girl

Most adults took Ginger Spices departure as an omen that the unholy prefab group would crumble and die. Those same adults cried out in horror when they learned that the Spice Girls would grit their teeth and go on with the show. Thats how Ginger would have wanted it.

Their fruitless search for that missing ingredient has led them to Scrape, but we're not sure they really want our help.

[ Here's Your Chance To Make A Difference ]

Are you hopelessly stuck in a job that gives you no credit? Lends no credence to your observations?. Taunts you with nightmares of where you thought you'd be five years ago?

Well, open the window, stick your head out and yell, "I'm as wacky as a hulahoop, and I'm not going to take it anymore."

Well, you could do that, or just take this survey and we promise we'll listen.
[ The Scopes ]

Horoscopes...
Well, we call 'em HoroscrapesTM


No, he doesn't have a tarot card reading business on the boardwalk at the Jersey shore.

No, he doesn't have a 900 number with a decrepit old hag as hostess either.

But he does have some good wholesome advice for you and your kids. Follow it at your own risk.
[ He's Behind It All. ]

 

 

 

 


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