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Richard Bey Lives! |
Thats right, Geraldo and Jerry
Springer are now dot com's. They're gettin' their jiggy wid it cyber-style. Thats why we sent our Editor
In Chief to get this story of transexual aliens fathering Hitler's love
child in the back of a Chevy Camaro while their mommies watched |
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When Cavemen Attack!Find out what happens when an ancient warrior is unleashed in the wacky world of the '90's. |
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Got Them HMO Blues?You want real life ER? We're not talking about those pansies on the Learning Channel either, baby. This is trauma at it's best! |
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The guys from Smash Mouth give their advice on our readers problems. Forget Ann Landers and Dear Abbey, these guys are for real. |
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Horoscopes...
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