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[ Priority One Transmission ]
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Dog Fleet Intelligence





The U.S.S. Schnauzerprise was able to destroy the DOG ship. However, a smaller sphere-shaped craft was launched before the mother vessel blew up. Sensors detect a temporal distortion wave. Prior to pursuing the craft, the Schnauzerprise alerted Dog Fleet command that the time portal linked back about 15,000 years into earth's past. We believe that the DOG's intention is to prevent first contact between dogs and humans in order to make it more socially acceptable to use their fur.

This would have disastrous consequences for both dogs and humanity. Both species were able to survive the last Ice Age by a symbiotic relationship. It is beleived that human hunters became more succesful in their hunts by copying canine pack-hunting strategies.




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