[ Prantagonize Issue 1 ] [ Art of Prank Calls ] [ Prankster Gear ] [ Frank's World Entertainment Network ]

Contributors Lars Horris is a Northern California resident who enjoys building blocks, stealing street signs, and small furry animals which can easily be rolled up into medium-sized balls and kicked around a soccer field. You may e-mail all of your cries for humanity towards animals to mrnoseman@aol.com. They've all been heard, so I must warn you that most of them won't even be acknowledged. If you're sitting around with nothing to do but construct doll houses, you can learn more about Mr. Horris's demented ways of existing by visiting is extremely juvenile and sophomoric web page that is located at http://www.scruz.net/~knielsen. Doug Burke is a 17 year-old guy who lives a double life like Batman/Bruce Wayne. By day he is Doug Burke, but sometimes his phone will ring and then he becomes... Phone Freak! You can reach Doug at: phonefreak@cyberstreet.com, or visit his website at: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/alley/7803/pranks.html.... Doug would like to thank his fans, Larry Flynt, The Cure, and Nate for all their inspiration.... Greg Bauer is the leader of The Crankings, a group that's had a presence on the net for a good while. He sez, "All throughout our rocky journey through cyberspace, we've tried to our best to keep our page updated and funny. Geocities didn't like us and booted us from their server, and AOL tried too, but we've hung in there and are still puttin' out some kick ass pranks! Our page is filled with crank calls from us, as well as some from other great prank callers. Drop by our page sometime at http://members.aol.com/crankings/ or e-mail us at CranKings@aol.com. We love hearing from other pranksters, so besure to click at least one of them!" Robby P is a Western PA resident, who loves to Prantagonize dumbass people with such objects as chainsaws, garter belts, and cattle prods. He is a member of the critically acclaimed prank call group, The PhOnEyS. You can bite his balls at BadBoy2112@aol.com, or take a gander at the Eighth Wonder of The World at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7105/phoneys.html and HEY! Get off our backs, we're getting around to updating that damn page! But, don't piss me off....look at my picture... Fuck with me and I'll bite off one of your extremities! Paul Crowder is a member of the Redneck Pranksters. He enjoys full-cavity searches, bikini waxes, and frequenting theme parks (that's me looking at the horse crap at Disney World). The Redneck Pranksters' work can be found on The Art of Prank Calls. Nate the PC organized all the shit you see before you and represents North Cackalack to the fullest (actually, he just lives there). He has not yet taken the time to formulate an egotistical description of his many useless exploits. Useless like school, work... things like that. Check out his page with hundreds of calls in full Realaudio glory at http://www.franksworld.com/pranks.