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From: jmack@planet.eon.net
Subject: A good call

Okay, me and my friends were in a mall with phones everywhere
so since I had a shitload of quarters and time to waste and gave this a 
shot and it worked fucking great.

Person: Hello

Me: Hi

Person(after wait): Hello?

Me: Hello

Person: Can I help you?

Me: Hell no.

Person: Then why did you call?

Me: Hello(acting confused)

Person: What the fuck! Is this one of those dumb fucking prank
        phonecalls?! I got call trace fucker and I'm gonna come over to
        your and give you an enema with anti-freeze you dumb shit... well,
        you get the picture.