The Art of Prank Calls: http://www.franksworld.com/pranks/
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From: erik.peterson@72.adirondack.fidonet.org

Here's a SAMPLE from a more recent call.  Its called Myself..
  (Marcus sounds like a deep-voiced biker dude)

victim: Nynex, how may I help you?
Marcus: ...
v: ... NYNEX! HELLO?
M: y'ello!  uh, wasp control?  
v: yes, pest control?
M: YEAH, i was walkin' thru the woods the udder day an' i came across this
   shed out there behind my house.  i walked inside to see what was in it
   and there musta been a dozen bee hives!!  they stung me up inside my 
   ass and my son's allergic to beestings.  so if goes back there he could
   die!
v: (gives phone to guy) Good, let 'im go back there.  The hell with him.
   Just have another kid.
M: Excuse me?  I love ma son.  I don't appreciate you talkin' about him that
   way.
v: Hangs up

  (call back)

v: (guy again): Nynex!
M: yeah, i just called an musta been disconnected.  i got problems with these
   bees. 
v: whatcha name?
M: Marcus, Marcus Geoffrey.  I don't appreciate you talkin' about my boy like
   that.  
v: Well you shouldn't be talkin about the ladies like that.
M: all i said was the bees stung my ass.  not meanin' my behind in general,
   but MYSELF, as one bein'!  I wasn't referrin' to nothin' sexual!
v: (mumbling)
M: (screaming): NOW I DON'T WANT YOU ACCUSIN' ME STUFF LIKE THAT CUZ I'M NOT
   THAT KINDA GUY!  I LOVE MY SON!  
v: Just have another kid.
M: Hey! (screams) SUCK MY COCK, ASSHOLE!!!  (hangs up)


That's off the "ESH files 2 (mother fucker!)" tape.  it's gotta be 500
times funnier than the first one.