The Art of Prank Calls: http://www.franksworld.com/pranks/
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From: Gordy Wheeler <gwheeler@skipjack.bluecrab.org>


Ok, here's one me and my friends are STILL dying from, after about two
months. I'm 15, but I've got a pretty deep voice, and I'm admired for my
ability to keep what I call a "Straight Voice", like a straight face. I
can keep from laughing at ANY time. So, we're bored, and I call a place
that sells plastic tubing...

(Gordy) (That's me.): Hello, is this the Annapolis Plastics Company?
(Old Guy): That's right. How can I help you?
(Me:) I'd like about 60 feet of ribbed fallopian tubing, please.
(OG:) I'm sorry, fal-what?
(Me:) Fallopian. It'd be a special order, it's hard to find.
(OG:) Let me look that up. 

-He spends about 6 minutes on the computer-

(OG:) Well...I can't find anything like that. What do you need it for?

-I promptly improvise-

(Me:) Sir, can you keep a secert?
(OG:) Er, I guess so.
(Me:) We're opening a water park, like Splash Mountain, here in
      Maryland, and we need this tubing for the drainage system.
(OG:) That's amazing, I never thought we'd have an amusement park here.
      Can I special order that for you?
(Me:) Let me check with my supervisor, see if a replacement will do.
      I'll call back.


-I hung up, and promptly fell on the bed laughing with my friends. We
simply could NOT believe we fed this guy such a load and he took
it...never did call back. I've done a ton of these, most could never be
repeated, simply because I work best on pure improvisation and I don't
have a recorder...)