The Art of Prank Calls: http://www.franksworld.com/pranks/
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From: Gordy Wheeler <gwheeler@skipjack.bluecrab.org>


One of the things about being 15 is the ability to be a LITTLE more
unrestrained than most people. Not much, of course, but I'm happy with
it.

McDonalds:
MickyDees is REALLY fun to mess around with. 

-ring- -click-
McD: Hello, this is McDonalds.
Me: Hey, I'm doing a report, and I need to ask a question.
McD: Ok. What's your question?
Me: What exactly IS Grimace?
McD: I'm sorry?
Me: Grimace. That big fat purple thing. Is he related to Barney?
McD: I'm afraid I don't know.
Me: Can I talk to the manager?
McD: Alright...please hold.
-I hold-
McD: Hello?
Me: Yes, I'm doing a school report. Can you please tell me what Grimace
is?
McD: I don't know, exactly, but...
Interrupting Me:I find this a little hard to believe, that NO-ONE in the
company knows what their mascot is. Perhaps even a little suspicious. 
McD: Sir, I can assure you, it's not a conspiracy.
Me: Oh, of course. I'd expect you to say that. Forget it! 
-Click-