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Patrick and Chad's Prank Calls

Adult Dinosaur Costume (1:41 -- 101K -- RealAudio) Is this an adult-sized dinosaur costume, or an adult dinosaur costume.	Bing Bang Bong (:27 -- 27K -- RealAudio) You gotta expect this when you're named "Bing".
Free Chicken (2:44 -- 164K -- RealAudio) Chickens or kittens?	Keg Party (2:47 -- 167K -- RealAudio) The mating call of the American college student - "Want some beer?"
Rid-A-Duck (2:21 -- 341K -- RealAudio) The duck exterminators are in effect.

Keg Party Crank Call Transcripts

Patrick: "Would you like some beer?"
Girl : "Excuse me?"
Patrick: "Would you like some beer?"
Girl : "No."
Patrick: "Do any guys there want some beer?"
Girl : "Umm.. (yelling) Does anybody up here want beer? (Laughing) No. Who is this?"
Patrick: "This is Dave at 204-A"
Girl : "204-A? Oh. You got beer? You got a bunch?"
Patrick: "Whole keg."
Girl : "Y'all, what, you're goonna bring it up here and leave it for us?"
Patrick: "No, it's at our room."
Girl : "You want us to come down there and drink it?"
Patrick: "We're just calling around the building to see who wants to come over for beer."
Girl : "Are you serious?!"
Patrick: "Yeah, we're serious."
Girl : "204-A?"
Patrick: "Yeah."

Guy : "Hello..?
Patrick: "Uh, yeah, would you like some beer?"
Guy : "Uh.. maybe.."
Patrick: "Oka--.."
Guy : "I guess.. I'm studying, though, I guess, really.."
Patrick: "Well, we're having it 'til.. uh.. three in the morning. Anybody that wants to come is welcome."
Guy : "'Til three? Hmm.. I might then."
Patrick: "As long as you live in Tucker Hall, though."
Guy : "Oh, yeah!"
Patrick: "Okay, well, see you there, man."
Guy : "Alright, bye."

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The calls on this page are presented for entertainment purposes only. While laws regarding telephone calls vary from locale to locale, the calls presented here were recorded with the knowledge of the caller but not the recipient of the call, in accordance with the laws of the state in which they were recorded. Details of the call recipients have been edited out whenever possible in order to protect them from harassment. The content of all recordings are the sole responsibility and property of their respective authors.

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