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The President, after admitting to having a "inappropriate" relationship with our favorite intern, went on vacation to mend his family. I'm sure they have a lot to say.

For a moment, we should all reflect on our own "family get-togethers."

Done? Good.

Now, is it any wonder than he left them to go back to Washington and deal with simpler issues like international terrorism, ruble rubble, and a blood-thirsty Congress.

Oh yeah, and the hugable, lovable Ken Starr.

 

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