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There's Something About Al

What's in His Hair?

We're tired of poking fun at President Clinton!

And since there is not much humor to be found in the Republican party these days.

Sorry Newt, you're just not intrinsically funny.
Although, Al D'Amato shows promise.

Anyway, above we have a picture of a very special guy, Al. He's just a regular kind of Joe with a wife who likes dance to Fleetwood Mac and something in his hair. Despite a few mistakes and the Mrs' decency-in-music-lyrics crusade back in the 80's, you'll have to agree There's Something About Al.

Next to him is Florida governor, Buddy McKay, who has seen one too many episodes of the Teletubbies, if you know what I mean...

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