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A Tender Family Moment!
Fear & Loathing in Martha's
Vineyard!
The President's been through a lot. Now that he's spending quality time
with his family, his troubles could only get worse.
The Skills to Pay the Bill(s)!
Wish You Were Here!
President Clinton trip to China may have been historical, but we turn
it into something hysterical.
Windows 98 Lampooned!
I Want to Believe!
As Microsoft creates another resource consuming OS for the masses, we
all hope for the best as we install it on our systems.
Last Week's Wallpaper
Be More Reproductive...
What happens when you take two seemingly unrelated federal investigations
and squoosh them together?
You get a new software package from Microsoft starring Monica Lewinsky.
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Breaking News!
Scientists Discover that
"It Really is All About the Benjamins"
Benjamins, a slang term for money, specifically for $100 bills.
The term comes from the image of Benjamin Franklin that adorns the
denomination of US currency. It turns that the particles present
in $100 bills are present in everything in the Universe.
Scientists are tentatively calling these particles "Puffitrons"
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Four Teletubbies: Four Scandals.
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The usually quiet and reserved La La goes bezerk in Hollywood after
she sees fellow Teletubby on the town with a famous supermodel.
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Sprewell Admits To Other Incidents of Violence
In a suprisingly candid interview with the troubled Basketball
star, Latrell Sprewell admitted that choking ex-coach PJ Carlisemo
was not the first time he had initiated a senseless act of violence...
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Dipsy the Teletubby Arrested for "rude and obscene"
behavior at soccer match.
The Teletubbies get into yet another controversy, as Dipsy gets
arrested for nearly inciting a riot at a UK soccer match.
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Senate Wants to Call Lewinsky.
"We must look at the facts of this case. Monica Lewinsky,
during her testimony, claimed to be the best practitioner of Oral
Sex in Washingtion, DC. We must determine for ourselves if this
is true..."
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"These viscious acts of cannibalism can no longer be ignored."
The phenomennon of "Ate My Balls" sites began about a
year ago in a college dorm. Initially, Mr T. was accused of consuming
testicles.
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Bill Gates
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Bill Gates Sees UFO!
Microsoft CEO Claims Aliens Gave Him
Source Code for Windows 2098!
Bill Gates made a most unusual announcement today from his home
in Suburban Seattle today. He claims that aliens visited him at
his high tech abode last night. [ Full
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Steve Forbes Posts Teletubbies' Bail
Just like a sub-plot from a Charles Dickens' novel, the Teletubbies
have a most unusual benefactor. Today, Steve Forbes posted bail
for all four of the Teletubbies, who's an admirer of the fab four's
avant gard approach to post-modern TV.
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Above: Smiling Steve Forbes |
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