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Scientists Confirm that
"It Really is All about the Benjamins"
Scientists are now one closer to Unifying High Energy Physics and Hip Hop Music
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[Dateline Uptown New York ] Although it's been two years since Puff Daddy released his "money makin' anthem" aptly titled "It's All About he Benjamins, Baby," Puffy's song has remained a perrenial favorite on the radio and in pop culture in general. Now, it seems as if the the scientific community has taken notice. Researchers at CERN have put forth a theory that places hip-hop into every star, planet, and particle in the Universe. |
| Above: Puff Daddy with Leading Physicist David Johansen, whom Puffy now refers to as "Brainy" |
This is not CERN's first foray into music. They've instituted a a Music Club that provides instruments to musicians and they've sponsored a concert or two. But this really reflects a shift in strategy for the organization credited with creating HTTP, the primary web protocol.
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Benjamins, a slang term for money, specifically for $100 bills. The term comes from the image of Benjamin Franklin that adorns the denomination of US currency. It turns that the particles present in $100 bills are present in everything in the Universe. Scientists are tentatively calling these particles "Puffitrons" |
It turns out that the particles present in $100 bills are present in everything in the Universe. |
Puff Daddy: Producer, Artist, and now, Physicist.
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Philosophers and theologians are comming to grips with that fact that money is universal. "It's bad enough that Einstein prooved that Time = Money, but the fact that the same particles that make up cash also constitute everything in the Universe," ponders a profession philosopher, "well, that's just too much for some to take. It's as if the very hand of God has a pinky ring on it."
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Maybe, the Televangelists were right all along about the link between God and cash.
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