In trouble with the law since the day they were born...
Above: Po During a DUI Arrest in France
Since bursting forth on the international scene with their experimentalist TV show, the Teletubbies have been acting more like rock stars than performance artists or kids TV show stars, for that matter.
Maybe thing are different on their home planet, but here on earth, they're doing serious damage.
Here's the Teletubbies' rap sheet to date.
Po Arrested for DWI Paris, France |
Laa Laa trashes hotel room in Los Angeles. |
Teletubbies Arrested at JFK Airport for drug smuggling |
Tinky Winky "outed" by Jerry Falwell. |
Tinky Winky visits the East Village. |
Dipsy Arrested for "Rowdy" behavior at UK Soccer Match. |
Teletubby Dipsy Arrested at UK Soccer Match
[Dateline London] - Dipsy, better known as the "green" Teletubby, was arrested today on charges of resisting arrest, narcotics posession, inciting a riot, and rude & drunken behaviour (that how they spell it over there).
"We knew he had too much to drink when he got up and started dancing on the sidelines." |
Eyewitness accounts claim that Dipsy was "severely" innebriated and was taunting the rival team's fans throughout the entire match. Even the ticket agent was alarmed when he "barely made it" past the ticket counter. |
"At first, he would just shout 'Again! Again!' every time the team made a goal," said one eyewitness, "We knew he had too much to drink when he got up and started dancing on the sidelines."
"And the gestures he was making with that 'thing' that's on top of his head!" shouted one angry bystander. "It was disgusting!" she continued.
Dispute all his action, security did not handle the situation until he ran out onto the field and starting to punch the opposing team's goalie. "I sat next to him, but then my wife and I decide to change seats, because, he seemed... you know 'unstable.' Shame too they were good seats," lamented another soccer fan.
Sources claim that police found "hallucinegenic compounds" on his person when they arrested him.
The other Teletubbies were not available for comment.
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